She wait 9 months for her moment
THIS IS THE BEST.
LMAO
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i think walmart got new candles
r u sure
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We waste so many days waiting for weekends. So many nights wanting morning. Our lust for future comfort is the biggest thief of life.
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| Parents: | be yourself |
|---|---|
| Me: | -is self- |
| Parents: | wait no |
what did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash?
pigs are commonly known for rolling around in dirt, but there’s a reason for this. Pigs skin is very sensitive, the harshness of their environment can result in rashes and often sunburns. Pigs use mud to help relieve pain and protect their skin. Since piglets are even more delicate, mother pigs will often roll their pigs in mud right after birth.
NO THEY GIVE THEM OINKMENT
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“If you can’t laugh together in bed, the chances are you are incompatible, anyway. I’d rather hear a girl laugh well than try to turn me on with long, silent, soulful, secret looks. If you can laugh with a woman, everything else falls into place.”
speaking the truth
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Are we just going to ignore that she has her mom in her phone as birthgiver??????
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